FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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