so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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