So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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