Don't you send me to vm
Christians are straight up FREAKS
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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