well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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