your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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