Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
