You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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