Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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