The maid of honor just puked.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
that's an acceptable place to lick
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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