just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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