just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
