Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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