I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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