I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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