Me. At least after what I've been through.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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