Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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