I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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