I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
the gays at disneyland are vicious
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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