I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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