I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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