he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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