I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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