i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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