Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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