What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I would fuck him just for his dog
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