Old men and throwing up are my life now.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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