i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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