I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
only you would photoshop your dick
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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