haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
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just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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