Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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