Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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