lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
