Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
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I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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