Don't you send me to vm
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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