But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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