How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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