my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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