If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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