Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My feet surprised me
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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