That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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