Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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