You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
