Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My life is pants optional.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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