I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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