He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Your cock deserves a montage
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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