i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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