i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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