WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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