Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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