i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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