I wannas sexs uuuuu
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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