You work out of a Hotel?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I think your dad took our porno
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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