Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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