so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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