Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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