She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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