Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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