Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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