I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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